ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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