Pappa wants mamma naked
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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