Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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