who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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