He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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