What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Actions speak louder than pants.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
