If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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