They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
i out mim tonsoeep
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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