theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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