everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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