you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
