your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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