Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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