But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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