My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Drake has all the answers
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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