I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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