Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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