So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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