i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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