how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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