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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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