Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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