In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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