i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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