I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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