Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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