i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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