I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
try to milk me bitch
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