This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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