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VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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