He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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