"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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