Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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