big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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