kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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