so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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