Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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