it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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