Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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