HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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