I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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