i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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