I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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