I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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