On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She told me I should be a condom model.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
How external is "for external use only"?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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