its not stalking. its research.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Randomize
