I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
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