Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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