Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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