i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
this hospital has no fireball
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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