everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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