# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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