I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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