It's Friday. Sex?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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