It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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