what if I'm pregnant?
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I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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