I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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