Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
this hospital has no fireball
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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