Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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